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THE TOP 8 WORST FILMS OF 2013

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So this list does not include the likes of GROWN UPS 2, or SCARY MOVIE 5 which I already knew were going to rob me blind, hence I did not bother to see them. In this list, you will see some familiar titles, and even some surprise ones! As always, your comments are and should be kept to yourselves! No, I'm just kidding, just keep them coming. HORROR ROLL #8 SPRING BREAKERS Harmony Korine Sure, it's a badass film featuring its four young leads in underwear for about 80% of the time. Heck, Harmony Korine even obtained the services of Gaspar Noe's cinematographer. Yet, SPRING BREAKERS, for all its deconstruction of juvenile delinquency obsesses too much about pretty much everything, that the slow-mo treatment and repetition of several scenes like a haunting dream feels too much to bear for one sitting. HORROR ROLL #7 A HAUNTED HOUSE Michael Tiddes While the film attempts to rekindle some of the skits and originality that made SCARY MOV